I was beginning to display the first signs of pottiness.

Not in those exact words, but with a pottiness of mouth not suitable for an afternoon family friendly live blog.

No eye-bulging, Scargillite pottiness this week.

Stuke and Baker-Duly haven't quite reached that plateau of pottiness despite fully understanding the physical expressiveness of the language.

But things go awry and, rather than endowing a new lease of life, Friedrich's drug leads to even further pottiness, and some untimely deaths.

We are not talking Mrs. Rochester here, but rather the sort of emphatic pottiness exemplified by Nancy Mitford's Uncle Matthew and P. G. Wodehouse's Aunt Dahlia.

TV's Bodger and Badger cook up a Sunday lunchtime treat, with barmy Jane Bassett, juggling genius Tim Bat and Prince of Pottiness Pierre Hollins, and masses of mashed potato.